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What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.