What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

What did one font say to the other while at the beach?

Serifs up, dude!

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What do you call a guy with no shins?

Tony.

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

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Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.