What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.