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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do you call a belt with a clock?

A waist of time.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Where's the rowing boat equipment?

EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.