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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whats long, brown and sticky?

A stick.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

So she can have a doggie bag for later.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

Why did the gifting company fire their last employee?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.