Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

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S Jokes More S Jokes

What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.