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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

Employee Jokes More Employee Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...