Why don't Applebee's employees wear watches?

Cuz there's a clock on the microwave

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Whats a Mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.