What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

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Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave