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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.