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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Where do fleas go to surf?

To the microwave.