What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

Microwave