What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

You get a VHS tape.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.