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Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

Canon Jokes More Canon Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well