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Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Why does Superman have balls of steel?

I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well