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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.