What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

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How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.