What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why is ISIS going after programs?

Because they are executable

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu