How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese