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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?

They get to meet their old flames!

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Which article of clothing is the most ghetto?

A Hoodie.