How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Whole Foods?

Ripped off.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants