How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why should Ray Charles be a psychologist?

Because he feels for everyone.

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie