How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

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What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.