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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

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Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.