Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.