Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.