Aim Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Chestnut Jokes More Chestnut Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting