Because they're playing on console.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Because he can't aim steadily
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
They take things literally.
A fumble bee!
The Allahu Ak-Bar.
Talibanter
With breast tissue.
Back achoo!
Lettuce prey
A moosecut!
Sonnet the hedgehog
Hamlet.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
A bullet.
Marshall arts.
I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.