Because they're playing on console.
Because their aims are white up my street
Response: In programming course.
Your aim.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Because he can't aim steadily
If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
Because they always miss the joke
You can't.
She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Baster! Baster!
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Don't you want some bunny to love
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Storms off w/ his son, Kegger
Ground beef
They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)