Aim Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

Squirt Jokes More Squirt Jokes

What does a turkey scream right before you squirt a hot load all over it?

Baster! Baster!

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

Sandy Hook Jokes More Sandy Hook Jokes

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team