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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

18 Hole Jokes More 18 Hole Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.