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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

What's black yellow and covered in blackberries?

A bramble bee!

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What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.