How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.