March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

18 Hole Jokes More 18 Hole Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!