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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

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