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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.