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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

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What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.