18 Hole Jokes

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Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Activity Jokes More Activity Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.