18 Hole Jokes

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!