He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.
Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!
Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)
Driving
Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
The incredible Sulk.
It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk
When the (w)hole job's done.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
A baseball team
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
To stop it from falling out.
Why
They both have a GARBAGE box.
You're adopted.