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Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were taken (Thanks to... this now makes sense...)

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

Why

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.