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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

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What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

What is an Eskimos best friend?

Pol ice

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.