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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.