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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Who's driving?

Immigration. (ICE)

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What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...