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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

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What does an Arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...