Eskimos Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal!

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Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

What is an Eskimos best friend?

Pol ice

What do black Eskimos live in?

A nigloo.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.