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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

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Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar