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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...