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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting?

Octopied

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What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.