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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.