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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

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What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids