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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you know you are sitting next to a ski instructor?

They'll tell you.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids