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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.