What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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Incase onion rings

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They'll tell you.

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Igloos it back together.

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The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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A. Polaroids.

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