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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker