Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!