Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no