Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.