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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

What are you looking for!?

Just-ice!

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!