Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no