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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco?

A BAYYYYker