Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

Mobster Jokes More Mobster Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath