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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.