Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you?

Reddit gold.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.