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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!