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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.