Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.