Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

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What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.