Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.