Organize Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion