Organize Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they got big fingers.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

Space Party Jokes More Space Party Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What do you call the headquarters of an organization of space terrorists?

ISISISS

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Atheism Jokes More Atheism Jokes

What kind of organisation is Atheism?

A non-prophet organisation.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing