Organize Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Mafia Boss Jokes More Mafia Boss Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why should you never order the eggs while in France?

Because they are always uf.

What was the last phone call made from the Twin Towers?

An order for two large plains.