Organize Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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What do you call a French organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

Organize Crime Jokes More Organize Crime Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!