Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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Crabs on your organ.

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What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.