Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Crabs on your organ

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Finding crabs on your organ.

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A tangent.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.