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Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

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Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.