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Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Non Prophet Organization Jokes More Non Prophet Organization Jokes

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Organization Jokes More Organization Jokes

What do you call an organization that does demographic surveys of energy weapon owners?

The Pew Pew Research Center

What kind of organization is Atheism?

Non-prophet.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano on a toddler?

A flat minor

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing!....

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.