April Sale - 20% Off

Organ Jokes

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

You might also enjoy:

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you tell someone when you give them a high five?

Here you go:

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting?

Concentration camps.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.