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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.