What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.