What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Diseased Beaver Jokes More Diseased Beaver Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.