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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.