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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...