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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What do you call someone without a Liver?

Deader.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver