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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.