What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

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How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.