Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

More head room

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

When did John McEnroe arrive at Wimbledon?

About tennish.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.