They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
The vegetable garden.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
They both die if you chop them
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
The cold shoulder!
Aloha Snackbar!
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
Give them a hand!
For the watch..
11, Because it has another 1.
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.