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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

Arrive Jokes More Arrive Jokes

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What did they say when they forgot to embalm Satoru Iwata?

WiiU

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

11 Jokes More 11 Jokes

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.