How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."