Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.