Why was the note denied alcohol?

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.