Because it was A Minor.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
A Minor
First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Ransom notes.
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Tequila Mockingbird
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
He denied Jesus 3 times