Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

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Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.