Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why do people post missing person posts on Facebook?

Like we're going outside...

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.