What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

What is an alcoholic Mexican's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird