What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.