Because it was A Minor.
He denied Jesus 3 times
Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
They were fried in ancient grease!
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
It was a cantaloupe.
They cantaloupe.
There were too many fowls.
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
Because Peter denied him three times.
None. They pay me to do it.
An Or-phone.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
