What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.