What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.