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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.