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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.