April Sale - 20% Off

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car with a broken exhaust?

Emission impossible

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Deny Jokes More Deny Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*