What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.