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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.