What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What does a cannibal do after dumping their girlfriend?

They wipe, flush, and wash their hands

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.