How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

A turkey

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!