How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...