How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man...

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week