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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan