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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week