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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week