How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.