Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.