Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.