Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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He kept dropping the beets.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!