Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan