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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan