Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why didn't the Turkey cross the road?

It was too Chicken.

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Soccer Game Jokes More Soccer Game Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.