Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish