Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.