Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.