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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh