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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

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How does Sean Connery shave?

Ctrl+esh

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.