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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.