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Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.