Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

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Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

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Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

What time does Sean Connery show up to wimbledon?

Tennish