What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth