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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.