What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth