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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.