What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette