April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

Previous Random Joke Next
Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.