What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What does FTFY even mean?

I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth