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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

How does a mathematician swear?

Math-you.