What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

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What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.