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What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

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What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.