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What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.