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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do they call cunnilingis in India?

A punjob.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.