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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.