Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.