Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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The Icebergs

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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They all had a brave-heart.

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.