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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

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What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.