Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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What do you say upon hearing a bad Halloween joke?

Booooooo, Booooooo

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

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Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste