Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.