Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.