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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.