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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that