Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip