Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud