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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

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What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.