Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

Who hurt you?

Unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

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Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip