Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Why was Freud a bad poker player?

He would always go all Id.