What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!