He would always go all Id.
He made a Freudian slip
Freud
He died at such a Jung age.
Nobody. He was too 'Freud.
A booquet of flowers.
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
Because he was in de-Nile
Because his mother was in a jam.
People are dying to get in.
They want to.
Now we just have to call him Dav.
Because it was bipolar.
You know you need a psychiatrist!
Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
He slipped
