What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.