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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

So the cops can find the handles.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame