What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...