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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed