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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.