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What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.