When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Pa...

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?