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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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I answer back... You mean in bed

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Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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Argh it's driving me nuts!

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Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Don't taste me, bro!

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Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..