Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
He had a loco motive.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
You pull down their genes.
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
Women's rights.
Wrapping paper.
They pig out.
A cop.
Scissor me timbers.
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
