When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)