When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

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With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

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What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..