When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

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What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!