How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

Where's my freaking phone?

And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.