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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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What's the song that Coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.