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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!