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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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Why did the blind woman fall into the well?

Because she couldn't see that well.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!