How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.