What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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What kind of jeans does mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of light makes the best US president?

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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!