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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

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How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

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What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

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