What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu?

A bellerina!

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

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