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What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

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Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.