What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.