What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Previous Random Joke Next

War Jokes More War Jokes

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

What is statistically three times worse than a war?

Three wars

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

Proton Jokes More Proton Jokes

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.