What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What do you call war fought with bees?

Beeological Warfare

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What do you call a proton with big hair?

A 'froton.