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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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War Jokes More War Jokes

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

Proton Jokes More Proton Jokes

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.