Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.