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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.