Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.