Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.